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Hey Kids-

Well, Christmas is past and all I have left to show for it is a whole bunch of awesome shit. I got an Ipod, it is the greatest thing ever, I have put most of my CD collection on it and I am rapidly adding to it.. Oh, it's a dream.. My car stereo finally sounds good.

Jennifer got me a pair of Royal Blue converse with star laces in them.. Very Sexy cologne which I may or may not be allergic to and a very nice wallet...

She got everything that was made with a penguin on it, I got her a lot of stuff..Just ask.

My sister came in on Christmas Eve and met Jennifer.. It was fun. Heather and Carl are still good people... They left extremely quick, but who can blame them. Carl cut his hair, but he still looks like Legolas, dammit !

Heather got me a Hair Dryer. I asked if it was her old one. It wasn't.

I don’t even remember what has gone on since my last post..

Oh yeah, Happy late birthday to my sister, I think she’s…22 ?.. Yeah that sounds about right. I know she’s been drinking for a while, but only recently has it been legal.

Still upset at Dorris for not calling me about their show, I will however be playing with them on the 5^th at Keilapalooza. It’s the third annual rock-show that goes on in Mrs Keils room at RHS. It’s always a fun and eventful show, this years might be kinda rocky though..This Blessed Mourning isn’t playing at it, and IOU is. Also I will be playing with my new found band, with Ben Jones and John Stepp. Kyle William’s will be giving us all another show, hopefully even more spectacular than last years disco ball-enhanced medleys…

We’re getting a puppy today, I haven’t seen it yet, but I did hear it on the phone. It was whining.. It’s only 8 weeks old and my parents drove out to Mesquite Texas to get it. I’m excited about seeing it.. It’s name is Cupcake, it’s a female and a Bichon.

Cat in the Hat was a silly, silly movie.. It was kind of like Shrek…in the fact that it’s for children, but has these painfully obvious "adult" jokes in it. I mean how many times can someone laugh at the same "oops, I almost said a bad word" joke that has plagued us since the Lion King? (Side note: fart isn’t even a bad word). I thought Cat in the Hat could have been much better, I can’t stand that little girl that was in it.. What’s with these roles of over-achieving ultra smart bookworm girls who are like 3yr’s old ?? I didn’t like Uptown Girls, a movie she was in, in which she played the exact same role...Ugh.. Also, the day before that, I went to help Jennifer baby-sit her cousins, We watched Daddy Daycare and that also led me to wonder why there aren’t any black people on TV who don’t have fantastic jobs, careers and households. There are no middle class black people on TV, it’s either rich doctors/lawyers (Side note: I hated the Cosbys) or extremely violent gang members… I’m tired of that.

We were chosen to write down what we watch this week and send it into the TV rating people. It’s really cool but I don’t feel like I’m watching enough TV.. They have a comment section in the back of our booklets and I think I’m gonna put what I said above, about rich black people and stupid shows that are being made for children and adults.

Anyway… Gotta go wait for the puppy to get here. Bye !

P.S. I have an amazon.com wishlist… Just look for Andrew Polk on the wishlist search thingy..

This whole post just got erased because the mouse has a back button which I clicked.. the ENTIRE thing.. Here it is, to my best recollection.

Okay, I was pissed last night because I went to the Dorris show right at nine and the official newsletter said :"Just wanted to remind everybody of our concert this Friday, November 21st. If you don't have a football game to go to, or would rather see an awesome concert come by the Cottonport Coffeehouse in Monroe, LA around 9 p.m.'

and when I rolled up, they had just finished playing. I was so pissed that no one even called me or anything like that.. I just wanted to see a good rock band that doesn't worry about how they look, Because Stephen looks good all the time.

Like, 3 days ago I went to McDonalds and we drive off and I notice my monopoly game pieces are missing.. Some acne'd kid has my game pieces !! I was so pissed off, but I didn't go back because it was a huge line... I hate McDonalds..

Someone was murdered in the Churches Chicken here, like 20 years ago.

In better news, Ben Jones Confessional jammed the other morning..Then we had a field trip to Zieglers and we rocked it out, John Stepp put on a concert for the hot chick that worked there.

So I’m just sitting around my house tonight, no plans or anything like that, But, I’m well dressed, my hair is styled perfectly and I’m wearing good clothes.. then all of the sudden I hear a knock at the door, I open it up and look who it is – John Stamos ! naturally I’m curious as to why there’s a John Stamos is at my front door, so I invite him in. Just as he is in the middle of introducing himself, I stop him and say that there is no need for "Uncle Jesse" to do such a thing (I think he really enjoyed that reference). I ask him to sit down and I get him a cup of tea, then he looks at me.. all serious-like and goes "Andrew, Do you use 10-10-987" and I go "Uh.. I don’t know.. So tell me about sex with your hot wife " and he replies "You can call canada, south america and even eastern europe, with 10-10-987". Perplexed, I sit there…"John Stamos, Why in the hell did you come to visit me and blather on about some stupid phone number ?" He says "Three cents a minute and just thirty nine cents to connect!" "I don’t care!!" I reply. All these questions about Full House and Rebecca Romijn Stamos are clouding my mind and he won’t shut up about "No contracts to sign, No service agreements.."..My temper rising I tell him to get out of my house…To no avail he wanders into my kitchen where he starts going through my fridge, He asks if he can help himself to a sandwich, I didn’t even respond and he started making one…Is John Stamos a vagrant going from house to house, whoring his phone company and raiding peoples refrigerators ? I don’t know..But he’s upstairs in my room playing Nintendo right now..Someone help.

In other news, I have a job interview tomorrow at Tia Maria’s.. Wish me luck.

P.S. My girlfriend saw Trey Allen today.

Okay, first off I think the word "effin" is retarded.. If youre saying it, then you know what it means.. the person you're saying it to also knows what it means... You might say that it sounds trashy or sleazy to say "fuck" but it's just as trashy to say "eff" since it means the exact same thing.. ya fuckin' hypocrits.

WOw, that brings back old Andrewland rant section memories.. Oh i'd have some great ones by now..THough I have gotten onto better terms with the Sam Goody staff since that big one..

Yesterday I went up to Tech to see my baby, I hid outside her class and surprised her :) ..I also wore my rainbow sweater because it was -2 degree's outside. BEn JOnes and John Stepp made a special guest appearence, then Chloe arrived on the scene.. We all piled in Chloe's car and rocked it out to some sfts and silverstein...:)  after that I had band practice with the one and only Ben Jones.. It was good.. I learned "Blister".

After practice Jen and I endured a dinner with my family at the Dawg House..It wasn't too bad...

Skatepark - November 20th - As Cities Burn... Come for the As Cities Burn, Leave when anyone else gets on stage.

Talk to you kids later, Gotta run to lunch..

Saturday I went to the mall with Jennifer and Katie.. It was fun, I fell asleep on the way over and was grogy the whole time... I've been sniffling a lot lately because Mom turns the air on when it's cold and it's messing up my sinus' and such..I've been taking powerful medicine and it knocks me out at inopportune times.. But once I came to, the mall was fun.. I didn't buy anything for the first time in forever, but I did see a lot of stuff that I wanted at Express for Men, so I may come back with my mom (and her credit card)..Chad came by Buckle and we wandered around for a bit and had dinner.. By the time we left there the mall was lined with gangsters, no one got stabbed and my ninja skills were not put to good use..just a little dissapointing..

Sunday, Jennifer came over and we watched Office Space.. that's such a good movie..Then we ran around town for a bit..We were in wal-mart for several hours.. I applied for a job at the computer thing.. It had like 9000 questions ..they all asked me if I agreed with stealing, working while high and drunk...I answered "No" and wondered if anyone had gotten a job that clicked Yes" to the "Do you believe working while intoxicated enhances your preformance ?" question...After that we went over to Stephanies..Watched Alias.. that's a good show AND the girl in it is hot. Definite bonus.

Karate was tonight, it was good.. Made me way more nervous about having to become a super athlete before March.. He once again promised Vomit and Blood to show up at the test...I'm still hoping Chuck Norris makes it, that would be so awesome..